Not Me Monday?

Here we are again! So nice to see you back!! I might get in some trouble for this weeks post, but some things I just got to share.

When filming the video of my kids drawing names for my giveaway, it was NOT ME who hears my son say out loud.... "Daddy I poo pooed!!"

It was also NOT ME who watched as my daughter prolonged this pain during the video by holding her nose and saying EWWWWWWW! You must scroll down and watch the video.

It was also NOT ME while during an encounter with my son as he lay on the changing station in the buff legs raised, has this conversation:

Will: Da-da?

Me: Yes

Will: Das da poo pooooooooo. (as he drops the kids off NOT at the pool)

Ok so maybe that was TMI and you didn't think it was funny, but I was dying laughing. Of course I am realizing at the same time that if he can tell me about it as he does it then he can do it where it is suppose to go. Yeah right!

And it was soooooo NOT my daughter (my wife will say it was MY daughter) who while we were out to eat tonight with some good friends we don't get to see often did the following:

Got everyone's attention at the table by ripping ars at the Mexican Restaurant not once, not twice, but three different times. You know how noisy these places are? You cant hear the person next to you talking. However we all heard her her butt flappin up against the wood of that chair! Oh, and then laugh hysterically about it just to make sure those who didn't hear it knew what happened. NICE!!! That was NOT MY daughter! Ok so maybe it was. The sense of humor anyway.

Just to prove it... It was also SOOOOOOOOOO NOT ME that sounded so ghey redneck in that video. NO that was NOT ME!! Just scroll down to the Say it on a Sign giveaway winners post and see for yourself. Oh and Nikki you can leave this one alone.

So get on over to MckMama's and start your own Not Me Monday. If you don't do it you can at least read about all the others who do!


Love and Prayers,